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Case of d Football Coach

High Altitude Football Training. Anyone for some fun?

Heard of training on pitches in 'cold' temperatures or 'soggy' conditions . . . where one tires very easily?

Or, anything close to that? Let me share with you d know how . . .

Anyone for this?

A short stint at one playing field in Cameron Highlands . . . a site reasonably suitable for 'high' altitude football (soccer) training!

Amad (Aii) . . . 

d solitary player who responded to the call-up 

Only one budding star (Aii) turned up for training. 

Another two (Amb) and (Uim) were busy on tour at some other venues.

Those two were fulfilling their respective schedules . . . like meeting up with fans, and doing other promotional chores. 

The coach (a seasoned campaigner) was however not the least disheartened. Disturbed? Never!

After all he is a pro . . . and a pro must behave very professionally. Act like one . . he, he! 

That famous " I'm not disturbed " stances 

Let's see what we can do . . . even if it's only with the presence of one solitary soul of a player . . . 

Come on now . . .

Here we go . . .

d positioning . . .

d short pass . . .

d spot kick . . .

d one two . . .

d header . . .

d first touch . . .

d volley . . .

d dribble . . .

d grounder . . .

d stop & shoot . . .

d 50-50 ball . . .

d run-up . . .

d body swerve . . .

d turning . . .

d dummy . . .

everything went fine until . . . other footballing skills (tricks?) came into play . . .

d jig ?

d head roll ?

d "hands of God" ?

d walkout ??? . . .

yeah, the coach's done!

Well readers . . . it was fun while it lasted. The training was fantastic.

The player was awesome . . . the interest superb . . . the coach?

He simply went out of steam . . . and . . . call it a day!

To cap that beautifully scheduled training session . . . he resigned with immediate effect!

He is going back to his domain . . . chappati making . . . ha, ha, hmm.

Monday blues . . . aaa-rrr-ggg-hhh!

d message:

[Just stick to what you do best!]

. . . . and so . . .

Anyone for Chapatti making now?

(an illustrated manifestation)

That time . . . when I successfully tried my hands at chapatti making . . .

Target achieved. Mission accomplished.

Sir, we need an able-bodied person here. There's one too many orders still awaiting to be met. Are you game enough to lend us a helping hand?

Now . . . let me think . . .Must I show them  my skill?

These guys will appear novices in comparison to you know who lah!

Well fellas . . . here goes.You guys are simply arousing d passion of d chapatti master!

You asked for it mister . . . You ain't seen nothing yet . . .!

Hey presto . . .3 cheers for  . . .  d chapatti master . . .

[ hip hip hooray . . . I'm done, I'm done, I'm done!]

Phew . . . at long last . . . enjoying d fruit of my labour

[hmm ada orang tumpang lak . . . hehe]

and d outcome . . . finale?

Street Demo?

Bukan . . . mereka bukan penunjuk perasaan di luar TKP (Tempat Kejadian Peristiwa). 

Mereka bukan juga memprotes sesuatu. Mereka cuma menunggu giliran masing-masing untuk mendapatkan capati yang telah mereka 'order'. 

Mereka pencinta tegar chapati bukan perusuh jalanan. Mereka mahu menikmati keenakan chapati hasil tangan tukang chapati yang hebat . . . (dengan kualiti terbaik dan dalam kuantiti secukupnya) . . . selagi mereka berpeluang berbuat demikian . . . 

d message

[Work positively done although carried out in a fun manner will produce results. . . ]

Ataupun . . . 

boleh juga jadi penggoreng mi. Tentu lumayan pendapatan dan dapat banyak kawan.

Suka hatilah. Tapi fikir-fikirkan dengan teliti dulu. Mampu ke kerja begitu? Apa pula kesannya?

persoalannya

[Boleh ke tukar-tukar kerjaya gitu-gitu aje!]

nampak macam ok je kerjaya begini . . . 

. . . biar aku try plak . . . best gak!

Acah aje. Kisah rekaan suka-suka. Kiasan dan kesan tetap ada di mana-mana . . . 

bamuda

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