Thursday, July 9, 2015

The Politic of Politics







Assalamualaikum dan Selamat Sejahtera




ARCIP  
(A Rat Calling Itself Politikus)

(Revised for fb entry)


I was enjoying a roti canai and nasi lemak breakfast with several friends at a local eatery . . . a Mamak shop to be precise.

We were discussing everyday happenings vis-à-vis safety and security matters . . . of people and places around us. 

That kind of an informal discussion will of course include some small talk about the enforcement of laws and regulations by the local authorities, the state authorities/governments, the federal authorities/government and the like.


While the six of us were busy eating and also chatting about those good old days when we were just happy and satisfied to be governed by the ruling party . . . one other friend of mine walked up to our table and, in a very matter-of-fact manner . . . made this comment :


“I’m a keen follower of your blog. I noticed you wrote quite a lot about members of your family and friends and the norms and behaviour of our society at large. I love reading them . . . especially when you touched many subjects of interest to individuals and society quite humorously.”


I was still listening to his words when he shot me this question:


“How come you never even once wrote or comment anything about the political scenario of our country. Takutkah?”


Before I could open my mouth to manage a response . . . he (with some sort of a triumphant gesture of the hands) added:

“I know . . . you’re ‘orang kerajaan . . . orang pemerintahlah katakan' . . .


I just kept mum. I thought . . . what has that got to do with my not writing anything politically inclined. I thought what worth would it bring for me to entertain such assumption!


I thought I would rather be ‘positively’ than ‘negatively’ involved with my society. I'd be more willing to write about the better things in life! About matters that will make people happy and not be at feuding ends all the while with each other.


I knew politics has never been and will never be my cup of tea . . . though some friends may still remember those days when I was quite politically involved.


To that friend of mine . . . the ‘no answer’ stand was merely to uphold the ‘long time’ friendship I’ve had with him. I could easily have said:

"Hey look here kawan . . . you and your political outlook konon!

Are you really some kind of a political personality fit to be termed ‘full-fledged’ when you’re just ‘half-baked’ or even ‘totally raw’ . . . Just make yourself scarce man ( the equivalent of which in the present generation lingo is ‘Tak bole blah lah dia ni’)"


Yes that’s my stand on present day politics and towards those typical tunjuk pandai kedai mamak and warong kopi politicians (politikus in Malay!)


I remember one famous Malay saying . . . "Kalau kail panjang sejengkal, jangan lautan hendak diduga." 

Yes, I’m a MALAY . . . and still proud of being a MALAY (and a MALAYSIAN for that matter if you want it!) . . . but I don't want to be a 'rat' no more than a half-baked politikus!



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