Thursday, July 8, 2010

Paul d' Celebrity 'Kurita'


Thursday, July 8, 2010



Assalamualaikum and Greetings


He did what he did . . .



Sorry Germany's football fans (including those who must now be claiming to be 'not that fanatical lah') . . . But, Paul the Oracle Octopus did it again! He correctly predicted that the Germans will taste defeat at the hands of the Spaniards in the 2010 World Cup semi-final. (And, he did that in style after being accused of featuring in a superimposed shoot earlier.)

By now, the increasingly famous Octopus (even my mother-in-law has heard quite a bit about the celebrity and taken a liking to him!) defined as cephalopod mollusc of family Octopodidae, with eight suckered arms around mouth must have lost much affection and love from most if not all of Germany's fans.

Sorry too to those who wished to see a repeat of the 1974 World Cup final. Then it was between Germany and Netherlands. And Germany won. Enough is enough. Let us see some change now. Let us witness a new World Cup final match. And let us have a new champion. after all neither Spain nor Netherlands have had the honour of being Champion in the World Cup Football Competition. And, hopefully the World Cup Finals of 2010 will be remembered as one of the more exciting in the series . . . more so this is the first time the finals is being staged on the African continent.

Yes, no way Paul is to be blamed. Paul should not be put at fault. He is trying his best to redeem himself, he he. He just wanted to play fair and be non bias. Remember he did predicted wrongly at the Euro Cup Finals of 2008. Paul in that instance predicted victory for Germany against Spain in the final match. But the result went the other way round!


Newspaper Cutting 1
Utusan Malaysia Wednesday 7 July 2010

Newspaper Cutting 2
Utusan Malaysia Wednesday 7 July 2010


After having predicted correctly now, (what more if it is to be taken seriously that figuratively an octopus is emblematic of an organized and usually harmful ramified power or influence!), my only worry is . . . Paul ending up in the wrong hands, at the wrong end! In the hands of unscrupulous gamblers . . . or in the frying pan or the cooking pot, just like the fate which befell the six birds in a popular Malay nursery rhyme (and later song) "Lagu Tiga Kupang". That would be a shame . . . and of course . . . a waste of talent!

Who knows Paul could be put to better use . . . predicting success and peace in the Palestine cause for instance or forecasting a more peaceful situation and a better future for the world!


Happy forecasting Paul. Only God knows!




STOP PRESS



Aii's Very Own Kurita (SOTUN) At Work



Left: First SOTUN (Aii's Kurita) looked to the front. Right: Then SOTUN turned his head to look left


Left: Next SOTUN turned his head to the right. Right: SOTUN observed if everything is all right.




When the coast is clear . . .
SOTUN emulates Paul's feat using
4 global balls at one go

Predicted Results
Champion: Keramat FA
Runners-up: Selayang FA, Kg Pandan FA ,
Kuching FA & Kuala Ketil FA













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4 comments:


~LIZA~ said...
hahahahaha! saper yg belikan sotong tu utk ahmad?
Bamuda d' SUARANG said...
Liza FIFA le siapa lagi!
Rb@ssociat3S said...
"I will tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, German will lose in the semifinal" said Octopus Paul d'Kurita'III to the Germany Chancellor. "you have committed treason, therefore you will have to live in exile in Pulau Keramat, "said the disgusted chancellor. Dissapointed with the decision, Paul d'Kurita'III changed his name to SOTUN D' blue and refused to been interviewed further. but he did leave a message...Holland 2 Spain 1
Bamuda d' SUARANG said...
Yes I agree Holland 2 Spain 1 . . . first half score. Final score (as predicted by Paul d Oracle Octopus and supported by SOTUN) will be Holland 2 Spain 3. Should this prediction fail to materialise ... one sure solution is "Kendurikan saja itu Paul d' Kurita". As for SOTUN, we will just discard him (considered condemned product)... and let him cry his heart out (for Argentina?)... Whatever, still adamantly,yours sincerely say, "d Matador squad will emerge d Champs."
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