Sunday, July 11, 2010

Just One Final Fling





Assalamualaikum and Greetings


Still On With d Attraction



Yes . . . once again Paul (needs no introduction by now) predicted precisely. Perhaps Germany's prowess added the impetus to establish the impact of Paul's prediction! Uruguay was a sad beaten lot and an unlucky 2-3 loser in the play-off for 3rd and 4th place last Sunday July 11, 2010. Germany must be delighted with their squad's performance . . . and, Paul must be pleased with his achievement to date in the 2010 World Cup saga . . . 7 out of 7, full marks!

But . . . as mentioned in an earlier column in this blog, Paul was usually at hand to predict exclusively (only) on Germany's matches. And, so far as this is concern, he has done extremely well. Paul must however be extra sharp now for the final game this Monday July 12, 2010 at Johannesburg. This match will not involve the German squad at all! And, to make matters worse, there are now new contenders for top spot in the prediction business. They now come from all parts of the world. Singapore, Australia, Europe and other places unique. A world cup in its own class!


All things said, Paul must be accurate in his final prediction. He must live up to his billing! There will be hundreds of thousands of people watching Paul closely. You must not slip Paul. You must aim for perfection after all the hard work you've been through.


Paul must be made aware that the parakeet from Singapore (now there's d crocs and d chimpanzees an d what not from every where) has chosen the Netherlands to win. So, Paul you must not fail your fans and supporters! Proof that you are the undisputed No. 1 in this prediction business . . . or in the olden days (the Roman Emperor's era) . . . , the 'sooth-saying' business.


Whatever the reasons, Paul has to be successful in maintaining his achievement to date. And, most of all Paul must be accurate in this final test for this simple reason . . . yours sincerely have also chosen Spain to be the 2010 World Cup champion (Assurance: no monetary gains involved at all!)

Just . . . Viva Espana, as the supporters say!











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Saturday, July 10, 2010

The Excitement Continues


Saturday, July 10, 2010
Assalamualaikum and Greetings


What now Paul?

At the beginning reliable sources state that Paul (the now renown psychic octopus) will only predict matches that involved the German squad in the on-going World Cup finals. The sporting public was made to understand the same to be true. But, today Oracle Paul sprung a surprise to people around the world. He has chosen the eventual champion for the World Cup this time around. Paul chose Spain over the Netherlands in the final to be played on Monday 12 July 2010!



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What have the Dutch to say. What can be said. Paul has chosen. Well, Paul can also go wrong! What then have the Spaniards to say. What can be said. Paul has chosen. Well, Paul has proven on earlier occasions that he can always be right!

And, on the play-off for 3rd and 4th placing between Germany and Uruguay, this Sunday 11 July 2010, Paul predicted a German victory. A prediction supporting his own nation! Is Paul trying to make amends? God knows!


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Whatever the outcome you have nothing to fear, Paul. Many winners (the squad, the betting public, hardcore gamblers and others) will be on your side. You are already very glamorous in the eyes of football fans all over the globe. The bias, the partisan, the neutrals, the supporters, the pros and the cons, the professionals and the amateurs et ce'tera, etce'tera will all be rooting for you.

But, what with the losers . . . especially those big time BOOKIES! Won't they be after your skin, hide or rather tentacles! No worry. It is now common knowledge that Paul's keepers will be paying extra attention to him. Obviously they will be taking extremely greater care of him all the time.

His safety has been assured as announced in the local dailies! And, there are of course others who are ever willing to give any kind of assistance to ensure Paul's well-being . . .those whose side Paul seems to be on!


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Anyway, should anything go wrong (either way) with Paul's prediction, the consolation to supporters of both camps, d Matadors and d Oranje, will at least be the fact that a new World Cup champion has arrived, a first-timer has emerged!

From all football fans, many thanks to you Paul for making this 2010 World Cup finals a colourful one. And, from yours sincerely . . . a special thank you also to this psychic octopus. Simply because you chose Spain to be victorious. And, simply because yours sincerely is also predicting a victory for d Matador squad . . . by a 3-2 margin!

But, yours sincerely is a non-psychic power person . . . And, nobody is . . . interested to go after his skin!

PS:

... and suddenly there are others also trying to get into the limelight ... trying to equal if not overshadow Paul's feat ...

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Let It Be, yeah, Let It Be










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Friday, July 9, 2010

Sotong Tersohor

Friday, July 9, 2010



Assalamualaikum dan Selamat Sejahtera



Paul d' Selebriti 'Kurita'

Tak kiralah siapa yang akan menjulang Piala Dunia 2010. Tak kiralah siapa yang akan memenangi perlawanan akhir pada 11 Julai 2010 nanti. Sepanyol atau Jerman. Memang banyak yang diperkatakan tentang pertembungan dua pasukan gergasi bola sepak yang hebat itu . Sehari dua ini ada tajuk yang lebih hangat dibincangkan oleh ramai peminat bola sepak. Mereka yang mengikuti rapat perkembangan pertandingan Piala Dunia 2010 teruja memperkatakan tentang si Paul sotong. Tentang kebijaksanaan Paul. Tentang ketepatannya membuat ramalan. Paul semakin tersohor setelah berjaya membuat ramalan tepat enam daripada enam. Markah penuh!

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Utusan Malaysia Jumaat 9 Julai 2010


Mujurlah Paul diberitakan hanya membuat ramalan apabila pasukan Jerman turun bermain. Paul tidak meramalkan keputusan pelawanan di antara pasukan-pasukan lain. Pendeknya para peminat bolasepak Piala Dunia 2010 ini yang gemar membuat "pertaruhan" (berjudi le tu) tidak akan mendapat petunjuk atau "clue" untuk "bertaruh" dalam perlawanan akhir di antara Sepanyol dengan Belanda nanti.

Berbalik kepada kisah si Paul d' Selebriti 'Kurita'. Ada pula pihak yang tidak berpuas hati terhadap kebijaksanaannya. Khabarnya ada peminat fanatik bolasepak dan penyokong pasukan Argentina yang mengancam hendak membunuh si Paul. Hanya kerana si Paul meramalkan pasukan Jerman akan menewaskan Argentina. Dan, kebetulan pula Agentina tewas teruk 0 - 4 di tangan Jerman dalam perlawanan suku akhir itu! Kasihan si Paul. Pandai-pandai menilik dah nak kena bunuh.


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Utusan Malaysia Jumaat 9 Julai 2010



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Macam senasib pula engkau Paul dengan kisah budak bijak di Singapura dahulu dalam cerita "Singapura Dilanggar Todak". Budak itu berakal cerdik membantu menyelamatkan rakyat Singapura daripada serangan ikan todak. Dah dia dicemburui pula oleh para pembesar Raja. Dan, akhirnya budak pintar itu dihukum bunuh jua. Kasihan, kasihan. Pandai pun salah bodoh lagi salah!

Iktibarnya, orang bijak pandai ni memang jadi perhatian . . . sama ada perhatian itu positif atau negatif bergantunglah kepada pandangan berbagai-bagai pihak berkenaan yang memberikan perhatian itu sendiri.

Dalm hal ini si Paul telah berlaku adil juga. Dia telah meramalkan Jerman (tempat dia dipelihara di sebuah zoo) akan kecundang dalam perlawanan separuh akhir. Dan, ini telah benar-benar terjadi. Tidak ada pula reaksi negatif daripada rakyat Jerman sendiri atau para peminat pasukan bola sepaknya. Tiba-tiba peminat fanatik Argentina pula yang begitu beremosi. Hingga tergamak mengugut membunuh. Marah sangat jadinya!


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Utusan Malaysia Jumaat 9 Julai 2010


Apapun, orang Malaysia tak perlu susah payah nak tunjuk emosi dalam hal sebegini. Remeh sangat. Dan, rakyat Malaysia janganlah percaya habis kepada tilikan atau ramalan yang dibuat oleh sesiapa, termasuklah si sotong tu. Kita kan ada pegangan agama! Seronok-seronok bolehlah . . . Dan, sekiranya berlaku ketepatan dalam sesuatu ramalan janganlah pula beremosi sangat hingga hendak menghapuskan sumber ramalan itu. Kesian si sotong selebriti tu!

Jagalah diri baik-baik Paul. Kat Malaysia ini ada ramai penggemar mu. Penggemar makan sotong pun ramai!










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